The Pink Cadillac

....was rolling through the redolent desert air, under the twin crescent moons.....the other day, at the airport, the Joan Rivers robot had tossed me the keys, saying she was off to London where she had a couple of gigs lined up.....one on the Graham Norton Show, and then the celebrity speed lap thing on Top Gear.  I was getting hungry, the truck stop burger basket was long gone....the one cold hard french fry on the passenger side floormat was starting to look good.....