Find the path

It's been almost 500 years now, since I found the path and walked off the planet....well, it's been 500 years back on old Earth, but I have only experienced maybe 200 years.....because a lot of the time I have spent traveling at relativistic speeds, or hanging around the event horizons of black holes....situations in which time passes more slowly than it does in a "normal" situation.  Also, seven years pass on Earth, for every year that passes in the land of Fairie....