Death was hungry

So we ordered some thick cut ham on sourdough, light on the mayo.....and an icy bucket of long neck brewskis....so we munched and drank and played draw poker for matchsticks, and he filled me in on the blue jade virus thing....Seems like a while back it all started with just a pesky spam problem....everyday you would get invitations to click on Blue Jade something or other....and the spam blockers didn't work on it, it just kept turning up where ever you went.....and then it morphed into really nasty malware in critical programs....horrible stuff started going down, like milk started coming out of scotch dispensers in fancy bars, causing the robobartenders to spin their heads wildly in frustration, smoke pouring out of their ears.  Low-fat milk, if you can imagine.....and the lights would keep going on and off....and the monorails would grind to a halt at rush hour....and the garbagebots would dump their loads in the koi ponds in the park....crazy shit like that going on all the time.....it started to upset the economy....spaceships would steer clear of the Wandering City, not wanting to risk the virus.....Authority really had egg on it's face big time....there were not very many happy campers spinning out between the stars anymore, let me tell yuh.....