Durthers

Durthers was trying to locate two nits to make a cream dela coffee out of the shoot. It would warm him to a frazzle and he would be off, but not without two nits. He was on his own in the valley between the four ground where two nits should have been located, but were not. Instead he gathered up three extra nickels' and a hounds tooth to get a small Coffee, sugar, cream out of the slot. It burned his hand and he almost dropped it. But then he made his way out of the pass and into the neither region where he took up a cab to which he said : "4th by 8th" and was off.

By 4th by 8th was a tall, tall building of which Durthers, having paid the cab, finished his coffee and made his way into it was accosted by security.

"No, No, not Burthers, D-urthers..."

The security bots made a note of it and sent him on his way. Down the trapezium and into a slot which would take him to the 314 floor. He had time to take a pee witch he did from the common bathroom. Made sure his hair was coiffed and departed to one of the three instances of floor 314. Milliquim.com, he passed. Freeval.com. he passed. And made his way to Boodiddy.com and said hello to the secretary.

"Hello Ms. M."

"Why Durthers how are you?"

"Very fine Ms. M, and you?"

Ms. M had to be around 98 give or take a year, but she looked 45.

"All very kind, Durthers, all very kind...." She paused to make a connection with Boodiddy. "...you know my knees are about to give out, but what are you going to do? He shall see you now."

The portal made way for Durthers. He said "Ado" to Mr. M.

Boodiddy was awash in the land of dreams. But with one eye open to the portal he saw Durthers come in and focused his way into being. He had once weighted 350 lbs, back in the day. But now, 178,  fit him to a tee.

"Come in, come in." he said. Make yourself a coffee and I shall be right with you.

Boodiddy went from a bath rich in hearthstones to a shower and then got cleaned up. He took a look at his face. At approaching 217 years, he looked weathered but approachable. He found his slippers and put on robe and slicking back his hair went to meet his guest.